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Follow me on twitter…no, really…

My ass. I know you keep asking me to follow you Mr/Ms Personality, but I also know you have no intention of following me back; even if I do try to engage with you. Trust me, I’m not impressed with...

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Signs

Swing away Merrill… What in the hell happened to you, didn’t you used to be somebody? Please pardon my French….do you think this is why the French are always ticked off at American’s because any time...

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Time to fish or cut bait

Miss me? Yeah, I didn’t think so… Don’t get all excited though, I’m still a mere shell of the social man I used to be and this does not mean I’m back. I did actually write some posts during my hiatus,...

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Help me help you…again

Is it copyright infringement if you plagiarize your own title? You can never be too safe in here; plus, I’m paranoid because I have been using Google Images for my photos. I know, I know; it’s not...

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Meet my friend, Jim Shorts

Huh? Really? I try to be a give back kind of guy. I actually seek out opportunities where I can give back to my community. Yes, this volunteerism has certainly helped my business but I am serving...

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99 things I love about myself…

Wha? It’s not supposed to be about me, but only the things I love? Well that certainly changes everything then….it’s a much smaller list now…. Of course, with a 10 minute timer that might really put...

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3 lessons Richard Kimble taught me about blogging

You know, The Fugitive, right? Yeah, it pretty much sucks being the one-armed man. I took a spill on my trail bike so now I’m walking around like Clubber Lang. One important lesson I did learn...

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Can you do 3 more?

Happy anniversary baby, I got you on my mind……. Back by popular demand…true story, last week I was at an event and a person I didn’t know came up and introduced himself to say he read my posts and...

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And my fighting weight is….

Hey, who said I was a fighter? I know you think I’m probably an American Badass but Billy doesn’t do fisticuffs….I don’t want anybody messin’ up my grill. Even though that could be a reasonable...

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10 reasons to include me on your bucket list

Without stating the obvious of actually getting to meet me in person and buying me drinks, there are actually 10 good reasons to visit Lakeland, Florida, where I live; on purpose. Where? 10 reasons to...

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