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Can you hunt in a Walmart parking lot?

As long as it’s in season I suppose. Or outside the city limits. Ken Mueller, was that you? I’m so glad it wasn’t someone from Florida; we already do our share of providing the people of Walmart pics...

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Bow wow, you really can teach an old dog new tricks

Hey, who are you calling an old dog? If the shoe fits…. I used to be the young guy around my office, what the heck happened; did somebody fast forward the clock? With age comes wisdom In exactly 61...

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Has twitter jumped the shark?

Jumped the shark – A term to describe a moment when something that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity. March 21, 2006 is when the project work began...

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The 3 word challenge; testing available here

Is perception reality? How others perceive you, if it is their truth, does that make it the truth? What about how you perceive yourself? Other than you, who cares what others think? Fact or fiction?...

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Three habits to make you smarter than a fifth grader

First of all, never challenge a fifth grader, ever; you will lose. The whole contest is rigged against you because you haven’t seen the fifth grade in forever; and we all know you learned everything...

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Three reasons your Avatar has a shelf life

First and foremost, if we ever do meet in real life, I might not recognize you because that glamour shot you insist on using already has some miles on it. Plus, this isn’t a dating or casting site, so...

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Yes, you Brian Meeks, time to give it up

Yes, that Brian Meeks; the one on the cusp of super stardom. Give up what? His damn @ExtremelyAverage moniker, that’s what. I have been hounding him for close to two years now because that moniker is...

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Didn’t you used to be somebody?

Why yes, yes I did until I became somebody else. The older I get, the better I was Athletic exploits, past romances, certain people; does time have a tendency to soften reality and give the impression...

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Follow me on twitter…no, really…

My ass. I know you keep asking me to follow you Mr/Ms Personality, but I also know you have no intention of following me back; even if I do try to engage with you. Trust me, I’m not impressed with...

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Signs

Swing away Merrill… What in the hell happened to you, didn’t you used to be somebody? Please pardon my French….do you think this is why the French are always ticked off at American’s because any time...

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Time to fish or cut bait

Miss me? Yeah, I didn’t think so… Don’t get all excited though, I’m still a mere shell of the social man I used to be and this does not mean I’m back. I did actually write some posts during my hiatus,...

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Help me help you…again

Is it copyright infringement if you plagiarize your own title? You can never be too safe in here; plus, I’m paranoid because I have been using Google Images for my photos. I know, I know; it’s not...

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Meet my friend, Jim Shorts

Huh? Really? I try to be a give back kind of guy. I actually seek out opportunities where I can give back to my community. Yes, this volunteerism has certainly helped my business but I am serving...

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99 things I love about myself…

Wha? It’s not supposed to be about me, but only the things I love? Well that certainly changes everything then….it’s a much smaller list now…. Of course, with a 10 minute timer that might really put...

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3 lessons Richard Kimble taught me about blogging

You know, The Fugitive, right? Yeah, it pretty much sucks being the one-armed man. I took a spill on my trail bike so now I’m walking around like Clubber Lang. One important lesson I did learn...

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Can you do 3 more?

Happy anniversary baby, I got you on my mind……. Back by popular demand…true story, last week I was at an event and a person I didn’t know came up and introduced himself to say he read my posts and...

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And my fighting weight is….

Hey, who said I was a fighter? I know you think I’m probably an American Badass but Billy doesn’t do fisticuffs….I don’t want anybody messin’ up my grill. Even though that could be a reasonable...

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10 reasons to include me on your bucket list

Without stating the obvious of actually getting to meet me in person and buying me drinks, there are actually 10 good reasons to visit Lakeland, Florida, where I live; on purpose. Where? 10 reasons to...

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