Can you hunt in a Walmart parking lot?
As long as it’s in season I suppose. Or outside the city limits. Ken Mueller, was that you? I’m so glad it wasn’t someone from Florida; we already do our share of providing the people of Walmart pics...
View ArticleBow wow, you really can teach an old dog new tricks
Hey, who are you calling an old dog? If the shoe fits…. I used to be the young guy around my office, what the heck happened; did somebody fast forward the clock? With age comes wisdom In exactly 61...
View ArticleHas twitter jumped the shark?
Jumped the shark – A term to describe a moment when something that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity. March 21, 2006 is when the project work began...
View ArticleThe 3 word challenge; testing available here
Is perception reality? How others perceive you, if it is their truth, does that make it the truth? What about how you perceive yourself? Other than you, who cares what others think? Fact or fiction?...
View ArticleThree habits to make you smarter than a fifth grader
First of all, never challenge a fifth grader, ever; you will lose. The whole contest is rigged against you because you haven’t seen the fifth grade in forever; and we all know you learned everything...
View ArticleThree reasons your Avatar has a shelf life
First and foremost, if we ever do meet in real life, I might not recognize you because that glamour shot you insist on using already has some miles on it. Plus, this isn’t a dating or casting site, so...
View ArticleYes, you Brian Meeks, time to give it up
Yes, that Brian Meeks; the one on the cusp of super stardom. Give up what? His damn @ExtremelyAverage moniker, that’s what. I have been hounding him for close to two years now because that moniker is...
View ArticleDidn’t you used to be somebody?
Why yes, yes I did until I became somebody else. The older I get, the better I was Athletic exploits, past romances, certain people; does time have a tendency to soften reality and give the impression...
View ArticleFollow me on twitter…no, really…
My ass. I know you keep asking me to follow you Mr/Ms Personality, but I also know you have no intention of following me back; even if I do try to engage with you. Trust me, I’m not impressed with...
View ArticleSigns
Swing away Merrill… What in the hell happened to you, didn’t you used to be somebody? Please pardon my French….do you think this is why the French are always ticked off at American’s because any time...
View ArticleTime to fish or cut bait
Miss me? Yeah, I didn’t think so… Don’t get all excited though, I’m still a mere shell of the social man I used to be and this does not mean I’m back. I did actually write some posts during my hiatus,...
View ArticleHelp me help you…again
Is it copyright infringement if you plagiarize your own title? You can never be too safe in here; plus, I’m paranoid because I have been using Google Images for my photos. I know, I know; it’s not...
View ArticleMeet my friend, Jim Shorts
Huh? Really? I try to be a give back kind of guy. I actually seek out opportunities where I can give back to my community. Yes, this volunteerism has certainly helped my business but I am serving...
View Article99 things I love about myself…
Wha? It’s not supposed to be about me, but only the things I love? Well that certainly changes everything then….it’s a much smaller list now…. Of course, with a 10 minute timer that might really put...
View Article3 lessons Richard Kimble taught me about blogging
You know, The Fugitive, right? Yeah, it pretty much sucks being the one-armed man. I took a spill on my trail bike so now I’m walking around like Clubber Lang. One important lesson I did learn...
View ArticleCan you do 3 more?
Happy anniversary baby, I got you on my mind……. Back by popular demand…true story, last week I was at an event and a person I didn’t know came up and introduced himself to say he read my posts and...
View ArticleAnd my fighting weight is….
Hey, who said I was a fighter? I know you think I’m probably an American Badass but Billy doesn’t do fisticuffs….I don’t want anybody messin’ up my grill. Even though that could be a reasonable...
View Article10 reasons to include me on your bucket list
Without stating the obvious of actually getting to meet me in person and buying me drinks, there are actually 10 good reasons to visit Lakeland, Florida, where I live; on purpose. Where? 10 reasons to...
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